So, your sweet little baby is getting ready to become a toddler. You've heard about the "terrible twos" and "troublesome threes." This won't happen to your darling baby, of course, but it never hurts to be prepared. You and your partner can prepare for this special time in … [Read more...]
The Child Safety Bubble
Don't get caught in the irresponsible parent trap! Buy your Child Safety Bubble today - just 5 payments of $19.99 (plus shipping, handling, taxes, and gullibility fees)! Dangers are everywhere for our kids. We thought we knew them - cars, clowns, strangers, table edges, … [Read more...]
Peeing Alone and Other Mommy Luxuries
My 4 year-old need to poop now, so we stopped at a nearby Target to use the restroom. As we entered the stalls, the questions began. Mom, are you pooping or peeing? Is it a big one or a little one? He then continued to narrate his bowel movement from next door, sharing, This is a … [Read more...]
Guess the Lyric Mix Up
While watching The Voice on Hulu the other night, I learned something new. I've been mixing up the lyrics to "Kiss from a Rose" forever and I never would have known without subtitles. Can you guess the lyric mix up? I first heard this song in high school and I've been … [Read more...]
How it Feels to Put Away Cloth Diapers in 13 GIFS
A few times a month, a post comes up in cloth diaper forums. It's a kind of confession only other cloth diaper fanatics will understand. This is how it feels to put away cloth diapers. My baby is potty training and I'm like, "No! I don't want to put away the adorable cloth … [Read more...]
