….but rarely used before:
Ewww…what is that?! (As you step in something squishy and unknown)
What are you doing?!
Where are your pants?
Q: What’s on your shirt? A: Oh, he wiped his nose on me this morning.
Did you flush the toilet and wash your hands?
Don’t touch!
Just let me get this booger and then you can go play.
Ny-Night!
Let’s see how fast you can do it.
Did you make a poo poo?
It’s your turn to change him.
That doesn’t go there!
You’re such a big girl/boy!
Get your finger out of your nose.
Don’t eat that.
If you leave all your toys on the floor, they’ll get broken.
Clapping hands and cheering over every accomplishment.
Give me a hug and a kiss.
This is only the beginning. What do you say now that you rarely heard before?
Get your hands out of your pants.
Put your peepee away.
Don’t lick/touch/eat THAT.
nice fake sneeze/cough/snore
did you toot? do you have to pee/poop etc
oh my God what is wrong with you? oh yeah, I forgot, you’re 2.
Nice! Now that I have a 12 year old I find myself saying this alot: “Did you put on your deodorant?”
I have to do the ‘let me get that booger first’
hmm…
THAT isn’t a toy!
Stop eating the shampoo!
Where are your beans? Did you hide them?
What IS that? Give it to me!
You know and all the ones above
I almost choked at “Where are your pants?” I feel like I haven’t asked that question since living in a dorm Freshman year of college.
I can’t wait to say all these things myself!
(HI FRIEND! MISS YOU!!)